Fortune cookie bed

June 6, 2005

I've been meaning to post this for a long time now, but when we were up at Wooster for C's sister's graduation a few weeks back we all went out for mediocre Chinese food and her fiance, Dustin, introduced me to a new fun fortune cookie game. Turns out that you can insert the phrase "in bed" after every single fortune and it will both make sense and be really funny.

To wit: "A modest man never talks to bed" -or- "Only you can decide what is important to bed" (so true...) -or- "You will be sought out for your diplomatic bed" -or- (my personal favorite) "Your fastidious nature has much more fun this bed."

So next time you go out for Chinese grab a few extra cookies and have some fun at the end of your bed.

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